Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
if i died would you start the facebook group?
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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