Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Randomize
