gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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