Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
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It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
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I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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