Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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