Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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