I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Randomize
