My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
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The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
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I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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