Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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