He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
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damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
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I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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