I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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