Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
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I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
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A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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