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# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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