let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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