Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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