I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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