Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Randomize
