He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
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remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
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I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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