I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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