Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
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And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
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Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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