Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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