There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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