He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
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her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
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Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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