spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
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Even my vagina gasped.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
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He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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