Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
