That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
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Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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