he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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