He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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