i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
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At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
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Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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