yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
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id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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