Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Randomize
