I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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