I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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