i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Randomize
