I'm gonna have a badass scar
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
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the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
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Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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