if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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