Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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