the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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