You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
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I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
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It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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