Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
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