He asked to "fluff my boner.."
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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