Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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