now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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