Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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