So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
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Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
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The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I am one with the molecules
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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