My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
porn star boner night. come get it.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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