She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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