I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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