Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
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You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
MIDGETS
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well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize