But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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