I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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