it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Come on in and take your pants off
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