doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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