Where did you get a picture of my penis
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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