just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
It all started with a game of naked twister.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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