So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
should my penis look like a turkey
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
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Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
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Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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